when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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