Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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