you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
its liver damage thursday
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