He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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