Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
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