Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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