So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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