I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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