Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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