North Korea, Best Korea!
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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