She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
God I need to hump something, right now.
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