We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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