Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Let's get the cat blown out
I am available for nakedness
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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