i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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