hell yes lets make some ravioli
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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