I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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