Buhtt sex?
handjob tips. give me some.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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