So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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