You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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