This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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