this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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