Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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