I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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