Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
She needs sedatives and a leash
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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