like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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