It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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