too bad you live with your parents still
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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