North Korea, Best Korea!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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