It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Randomize
