Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
please don't ironically join a cult
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