I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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