I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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