Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I have already put on my inside pants.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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