also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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