Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Dicks are not precious.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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