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Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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