Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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