dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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