Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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