what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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