Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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