Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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