Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Your dad touched me again.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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