So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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