He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I will pee on everything he values.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
