i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
