You work out of a Hotel?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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