How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
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