I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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