Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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