Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Blow job season was short but glorious.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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